2. Forgive your enemies — but make sure you remember those bastards’ names.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble …and they will remember you when they’re in trouble again.

4. Many (again many) people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems. But then again, neither does milk.

and…

6. Anytime you say there is a specific number of Rules In Life, someone will instantly come up with another one.

This video starts off with the person saying “This is Hamster Sub take two”.

My question is… What the hell happened to the FIRST hamster?

FAIR PLAY

Never attack an unarmed foe.
Never use a weapon on an opponent not equal to the attack.
Never attack from behind.
Avoid lying to your fellow man.
Avoid cheating.
Avoid torture.

NOBILITY
Exhibit self control.
Show respect to authority.
Respect women.
Obey the law.
Administer justice.
Protect the innocent.

VALOR
Exhibit Courage in word and deed.
Defend the weak and innocent.
Avenge the wronged.
Crush the monsters that steal our land and rob our people.
Fight with honor.
Never abandon a friend, ally, or noble cause.

HONOR
Always keep one’s word of honor.
Always maintain one’s principles.
Never betray a confidence or comrade.
Avoid deception.
Respect life.
Defend freedom.

COURTESY
Exhibit manners.
Be polite and attentive.
Be respectful of host, authority, and women.

LOYALTY
To God, country, and the code of chivalry.
To friends and those who lay their trust in thee.

Just imagine what it would be like if you practised at least one out of each catagory.

I still wasn’t sure who I needed to be protected from. It was either the Irish or the Prime Minister of Canuckastan Steve the “Harpoon” Harper.

I just wasn’t sure but my money was on the Irish.

During my exile in Ireland I had set up the Embassy of Canuckastan and implemented a strict security protocol. I had everything that you would need to make sure nothing would get me. I had a moat full of angry beavers, anti-aircraft artillery and an electric fence that I powered off of my neighbours power box. I even threw in a rabid ex-wife to cover the bases, you would be better off to deal with the beavers.

I even consulted with Grandad, he knows how to run a tight operation. He even offered to lend me a manure spreader that could launch its load over the walls. It’s great fun.
So everything was running tickety-boo. Or so I thought.

There is this fat bastard who every year breaches my security and leaves a pile of steaming shit in my shoes. I have no idea what I did to him, and if it is about that flying mange infested reindeer that flew over the Canuckastan Embassy and got blown out of the air by my anti-aircraft artillery, then I did him a favour. A nose glowing red is a sure sign something is wrong and I saved him a lot of money on the vet bills.

Santa-Bin-Claus seems to have declared war on me. But I have another trick up my sleeve parka. I am going to hire Seal Team Six.

If they can find Bin Laden, I a pretty sure they can find Santa Bin Claus.

If they can get him I am going to set their sights on Waldo, that bastard is creepy.

I have had a few blog sites before. Some where very successful and some were duds. But what I do remember was that when I got it going, the creative juices really started to flow. It also helps to keep the brain waves doing whatever they do and THATS important.

I even made some friends along the way.

It also helps to beat the boredom. But that’s for another post later on.

Some days there is only one update. On some other days I might have a few. It all depends on what’s going on and where I am.

Is that GREEN color even found in nature? Never mind that it’s KFC.
Yah, healthy huh.

Santa and I know it. Trying the new video embedd function.

Just another photo for a White Christmas.
 
The only problem is that I have to have the photo uploaded to a different site before I can add a picture.
 
We’ll see if the native WordPress App is better.

Just another way to update on the fly.