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“From the Kingdom of Canuckastan”

January 6, 2012 New Take 2??

This video starts off with the person saying “This is Hamster Sub take two”.

My question is… What the hell happened to the FIRST hamster?

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January 2, 2012 Simple Rules Not So Simple

I found this and I wish I knew who wrote it. But wouldn’t it be nice it we really did live like this today?

 

FAIR PLAY

Never attack an unarmed foe.
Never use a weapon on an opponent not equal to the attack.
Never attack from behind.
Avoid lying to your fellow man.
Avoid cheating.
Avoid torture.

NOBILITY
Exhibit self control.
Show respect to authority.
Respect women.
Obey the law.
Administer justice.
Protect the innocent.

VALOR
Exhibit Courage in word and deed.
Defend the weak and innocent.
Avenge the wronged.
Crush the monsters that steal our land and rob our people.
Fight with honor.
Never abandon a friend, ally, or noble cause.

HONOR
Always keep one’s word of honor.
Always maintain one’s principles.
Never betray a confidence or comrade.
Avoid deception.
Respect life.
Defend freedom.

COURTESY
Exhibit manners.
Be polite and attentive.
Be respectful of host, authority, and women.

LOYALTY
To God, country, and the code of chivalry.
To friends and those who lay their trust in thee.

 

Just imagine what it would be like if you practised at least one out of each catagory.

December 18, 2011 The Hunt For Santa Bin Claus

Some of you may remember that a long time ago I had another website. It was a chronicle of my life living in Ireland, I had to go under a different name for my protection, I still use that nom-de-plume of Cranky Canuck.

I still wasn’t sure who I needed to be protected from. It was either the Irish or the Prime Minister of Canuckastan Steve the “Harpoon” Harper.

I just wasn’t sure but my money was on the Irish.

During my exile in Ireland I had set up the Embassy of Canuckastan and implemented a strict security protocol. I had everything that you would need to make sure nothing would get me. I had a moat full of angry beavers, anti-aircraft artillery and an electric fence that I powered off of my neighbours power box. I even threw in a rabid ex-wife to cover the bases, you would be better off to deal with the beavers.

I even consulted with Grandad, he knows how to run a tight operation. He even offered to lend me a manure spreader that could launch its load over the walls. It’s great fun.
So everything was running tickety-boo. Or so I thought.

 

There is this fat bastard who every year breaches my security and leaves a pile of steaming shit in my shoes. I have no idea what I did to him, and if it is about that flying mange infested reindeer that flew over the Canuckastan Embassy and got blown out of the air by my anti-aircraft artillery, then I did him a favour. A nose glowing red is a sure sign something is wrong and I saved him a lot of money on the vet bills.

Santa-Bin-Claus seems to have declared war on me. But I have another trick up my sleeve parka. I am going to hire Seal Team Six.

If they can find Bin Laden, I a pretty sure they can find Santa Bin Claus.

If they can get him I am going to set their sights on Waldo, that bastard is creepy.

 

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December 17, 2011 First Post

I am just getting this set up and I really want to make this work.

I have had a few blog sites before. Some where very successful and some were duds. But what I do remember was that when I got it going, the creative juices really started to flow. It also helps to keep the brain waves doing whatever they do and THATS important.

I even made some friends along the way.

It also helps to beat the boredom. But that’s for another post later on.

Some days there is only one update. On some other days I might have a few. It all depends on what’s going on and where I am.

December 17, 2011 WordPress from an iPad

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Is that GREEN color even found in nature? Never mind that it’s KFC.
Yah, healthy huh.

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